Quality Parking Job of the Day

"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures) 03/25/2016 at 11:35 • Filed to: None

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An SUV spanning 2 compact spaces also labeled for “low emitting vehicles.” It was not a hybrid either, I checked.

Wacko > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/25/2016 at 11:37

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Someone get this guy a Bumper sticker that says

My other car is a BMW

OPPOsaurus WRX > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/25/2016 at 11:38

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thats y he took two, if you divide it in half he meets the requirements for each parking spot

ly2v8-Brian > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/25/2016 at 11:43

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Obviously they can’t see the lines, because they can't see that thing is hideous.

Ash78, voting early and often > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/25/2016 at 11:47

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Those 4Runners should be allowed their own special parking spots where they get covered with a brown paper bag. I can't think of any other car in existence that went from "Beautiful" to "Horrid" in just two generations. Even the fascia is crying, just look at it.

MustangSally06GT > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/25/2016 at 11:47

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It is a great example irony.

LOREM IPSUM > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/25/2016 at 11:48

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I would immediately park my decatted demuffled e38 in any space claiming to be for “low emitting vehicles only”.

Partially because fuck that arbitrary bullshit, but also because technically at idle the car emits low frequency burbles from the exhaust thus qualifying it as a low emitting vehicle. Their fault for not specifying what type of emission on the sign.

BorkBorkBjork > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/25/2016 at 11:51

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I’ve parked my Tahoe in an electric-car charging space before. I popped the hood, threw cable into the engine bay, and (gently) closed the hood again. Nobody knew the difference.

cazzyodo > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/25/2016 at 11:54

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You just missed the part where the 4Runner ate the two compact cars that were previously there.

The two are still technically in their spots.

Flyboy is FAA certified insane > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/25/2016 at 12:00

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I believe you were thinking of the hybrid hilander. (Awful car)

I think a hybrid 4runner wouldn’t be a bad idea. Electric motors for low speed off-roading where all you need is torque.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Ash78, voting early and often 03/25/2016 at 12:12

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Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > LOREM IPSUM 03/25/2016 at 12:13

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The signs annoy me too, but worry not because absolutely nobody follows them and it’s not enforced.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > BorkBorkBjork 03/25/2016 at 12:13

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That’s awesome.

wantafuncar > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/25/2016 at 12:20

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Looks great

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/25/2016 at 12:28

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It’s “compact” and “low emitting” as compared to, oh, this.

benh7 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/25/2016 at 12:51

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I don’t mind parking in Low emissions vehicle spots, even this car is a Low Emission Vehicle II (LEV-II). I’m pretty sure that all cars in the US after 2004 have to be “LEV” taking up 2 compact spots is annoying though.

MuchWagon > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/25/2016 at 14:29

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Aw look, it’s crying.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/25/2016 at 14:46

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Is there a hybrid 4Runner?

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Ash78, voting early and often 03/25/2016 at 14:48

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The more offroad and the TRD version is actually really cool looking. I think the cheaper one could be better.

VIK.T > Ash78, voting early and often 03/25/2016 at 14:49

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I kind of like it, especially in the TRDpro variant.

Ash78, voting early and often > VIK.T 03/25/2016 at 14:55

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That's pretty sweet, for sure. I wish I could say I had actually seen one among the thousands of other SR5 and Limited models :D

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/25/2016 at 15:32

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That person is just begging to have someone key their vehicle...

Pistol Whipped Cream > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 03/25/2016 at 17:27

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The car next to it seems to be over the line as well...